TSA to My Mother-in-Law: 'There's an Anomaly in the Crotch Area' (Via The Agitator)
My mother-in-law said, "As far as I know I don't have any anomalies in the crotch area."
This is, of course, a painful post for me to write. Like most normal American men, I don't want to see the words "my mother-in-law" and "crotch area" in the same paragraph. But let me go on anyway.
She entered the machine and struck the humiliating pose one is forced to strike -- hands up, as in an armed robbery -- and then walked out, when she was asked by a TSA agent coach factory outlet, in a voice loud enough for several people to hear, "Are you wearing a sanitary napkin?"
Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic reports that his 79-year-old mother-in-law triggered a TSA pornoscanner at Washington Reagan airport last week replica oakley sunglasses, and was then asked by a TSA officer to explain what was the matter with her crotch:
She said no, at which point, the friend with whom she was traveling, also a not-young volunteer library advocate, came over and asked if there was a problem.
Yes, "down there."
The TSA agent told her she would have to go through the scanner again. She demurred, saying she didn't like the machine very much. The agent told her she could opt for a pat-down. My mother-in-law refused to be frisked, figuring, correctly, that "they were going to pat-down my crotch area. I mean, there wasn't an anomaly in the chest area."
Mark Frauenfelder at 9:24 am Tuesday, May 1My mother-in-law answered, "No. Why do you ask?"
The TSA agent responded: "Well, are you wearing anything else down there?"
The TSA agent said, again, in full voice, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area."
Remember, she's 79.
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